Here is a selection of famous quotes about CATS. These are sayings
of renowned people - authors, statesmen, scientists and other celebrities.
The quotes will amuse you, inspire you and make you think.
(We shall be adding more cat quotations to
the list from time to time. Please visit again).
A cat isn't fussy - just so long as
you remember he likes his milk in the shallow, rose-patterned
saucer and his fish on the blue plate, from which he will take it, and eat
it off the floor. - Arthur Bridges
A man who carries a cat by the tail
learns something he can learn in no other way.
- Mark Twain
Anything not nailed down is a cat toy.
-Unknown
Cat: A pygmy
lion who loves mice, hates dogs and patronizes human beings. - Oliver Herford
Cats are smarter
than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez
Cat's
motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the
dog did it.
-
Unknown
Cats names are
more for human benefit. They give one a certain degree of confidence that
the animal belongs to you. - Alan Ayckbourn "Table Manners"
Cats were put
into the world to disprove the dogma that all things were created to serve
man. - Paul Gray
Dogs come when
they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly
I love cats
because I love my home and after a while they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau
If a cat does
something, we call it instinct; if we do the same thing, for the same
reason, we call it intelligence.
-
Will Cuppy
If a dog jumps
in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same
thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred North Whitehead
Most cats, when
they are Out want to be In, and vice versa, and often simultaneously. - Dr Louis J. Camuti
Some people
say man is the most dangerous animal on the planet. Obviously those people
have never met an angry cat. - Lillian Johnson
The cat could
very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson
The cat that is kissing you lovingly,
has just devoured a rabbit and has left the entrails under the bed.
- Unknown
The cat who looks poorly and sad, has
just stolen a carton of cream and is about to be sick in the hall.
- Unknown
The real measure
of a day's heat is the length of a sleeping cat. - Charles J. Brady
The
trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat.
-
Ogden Nash.
There are two
means of refuge from the misery of life - music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer
There has never
been a cat
Who couldn't calm me down
By walking slowly
Past my chair. - Rod McKuen
